Thursday, November 30, 2006

Chuck Jones is a peanut.

One time Athens Clarke County Superdistrict 9 Comissioner candidate Chuck Jones is just the kind of twentysomething Jesus loving NeoCon we don't need in local government. Over at the Athens Politics blog I have been fucking with him in the comments section of a recent posting about last Monday's candidate debate. I had been hoping to spend some time blogging about the debate (and the bizarre showing from current Superdistrict 9 candidate Alvin "best knife in the drawer" Sheats) but I have been spending all of my blog time playing with Chuck. You can read it HERE.

Oh and regarding the debates... Vote Heidi & Girtz on Tuesday, December 5th.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

R.I.P. Dave Cockrum


The man who co-created Colossus, Storm and Nightcrawler and relaunched the X-Men with Giant-Size X-Men #1 died this past Sunday at 63. Read more HERE.

Sadness.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Political magic is in the air

First there was the Rumble in the Jungle

Then came the Nuge's "Intensity in Ten Cities"

Tonight, for one night only, the Athens Press Club presents the 2006 run off election debates at the Melting Point.

7-8 PM - Kelly Girtz vs. Alvin Sheats
8-9 PM - Heidi Davison vs. Charlie Maddox

Join me to throw down the brown liquor while lapping up the sweet, sweet local politics!

Who knows, maybe Alvin will even let us "Feel the Dynamis!"

AAALLVIINNN!!

What's that old saying about a picture and 1,000 words?


It appears that the hole in Normaltown that used to house Foxz and Normal News & Tobacco is "With Charlie."

Killer.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Mighty Marvel Movies that should be.

This weekend I was watching the Fountain - I absolutely loved it, the wife detested it - and it got me thinking about how cool it would be if Marvel took a page from Warner Brothers and enlisted real directing talent (a la Cristopher Nolan with Batman Begins) when making their films. Too often Marvel movies come off as shoddy and lifeless (Daredevil, Elektra, The Punisher, X-Men 3) and aside from X-Men 2 and the Spiderman films I am always left feeling let down.

So, after much deliberation here goes the Ryanetics Marvel movie mega wishlist:

Quentin Tarantino's Power Man and Iron Fist - I can't imagine a better way for Tarantino to make up for the disservice he did Blaxploitation cinema with Jackie Brown than to bring Luke Cage and Danny Rand to the big screen in true 70s style. By going with a throwback 70s film instead of attempting to update the characters, Tarantino could lean on his strengths - pop culture laden dialogue, uber violence and music - to weave a bad ass tale of innercity gang violence and martial arts. I can't imagine many things cooler.


Darren Aronofsky's Dr. Strange - The Fountain proves that Aronofsky can handle the trippy visuals needed to do the Marvel's Master of the Mystical Arts justice. Pair Aronofsky with writer Neil Gaiman (American Gods) or current Dr Strange writer Brian K. Vaughan to tell the asshole doctor's origin story (he is essentially House but with magic instead of pain killers) then move on to a decidedly adult, psychedelic freak out and you can't go wrong.


Steven Spielberg's Captain America - The man who brought us Saving Private Ryan (the best war movie this side of Apocalypse Now) is a no-brainer for this one. Lay out a 3 hour epic starting with Cap's origin and battles in WWII, moving on to his supposed death at sea. Then in the second half he is discovered frozen in a block of ice, revived and recommitted to fighting for American ideals and idealism. The secret to keeping this one from getting too jingoistic lies in the second half - take a page from the current Civil War story arc and have the unfrozen Cap discover that the true threat to the "American Way" is our own government. Handle this one right and you have an instant classic.


Peter Jackson's Thor - Now that the Lord of the Rings director is in legal limbo over directing The Hobbit he could take some time out to bring the God of Thunder to theaters with the same epic feel he gave the Tolkien stories. I can't think of another director who could handle a film about Norse gods better. Pair Jackson with a writer like Neil Gaiman who can make the mythology thing happen for modern audiences and I think you have a winner.


Robert Rodriguez's Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. - The Sin City director could employ the same green screen virtual set technique that worked so well last time to create a wild OpArt 60s spy story that brings in elements of Jim Sterenko's tripped out run on the comic. Make Fury the American answer to 007 that he was meant to be, complete with wild villains from Hydra to Scorpio and pack the film with plenty of babes.


Martin Scorsese's The Black Panther - Having proven that he can handle epic film's with a cast of native non-actors in the overlooked but awesome Kundun, the king of gangster films could nail this one. Cast African actor Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond, Gladiator) as the Wakandan king T'Challa, set the whole film in Africa as an epic adventure dealing with T'Challa taking up the mantle of the Black Panther in order to save his people from European invaders in search of their ultra rare Vibranium mines.



I have some more ideas but I think this is enough for now. Thoughts?

More to come.

I've said it before ad I'll say it again, Charlie Maddox is not a smart man

I just finished reading through the Athens Banner-Herald's Sunday interview with Charlie and Heidi and all I have to say is - wow. Charlie might be a nice guy and clearly he has the folksy thing going but the man has a tenuous grasp on the English language and a complete lack of understanding regarding the importance of zoning and business regulation. Read it HERE and don't forget to vote on December 5th.

Tomorrow night at 7pm at the Melting Point Charlie and Heidi will finally go head to head in a debate sponsored by the Athens Press Club. Should be very interesting. Everyone should come out, we can have a drink and soak up the magic together.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Why not take a moment to learn something new?

I think that there was a little bit of blood coming out of my ear by the time I finished reading THIS, but it was informative nonetheless.

The Action 5

Click HERE to read the magic.






This movie is going to be so freaking good

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hey Heidi, you remember that there is a run-off election coming up right?

You might want to put up some billboards or take out some ads because Charlie is stomping you in the visibility department. Driving around Athens last night I was inundated with signs and billboards bearing empty and painfully vague ("A better today, a better tomorrow" WTF???) slogans alongside Maddox's deer-in-headlights mug-shot. If I wasn't a supporter already planning on voting for you I wouldn't even know this was a 2 person race.

Though I highly doubt that you or anyone affiliated with you is reading this little missive, I feel compelled to point out that it is in your best interest to get out there and make a little noise. Please don't leave us in the hands of Big Business Charlie just because you were too cocky to spread the word. I know advertising and signs can be expensive but something tells me that the Classic City's favorite sons would pony up some cheese to make a difference.

I'm just sayin'

Rome is coming back!

I just saw this ad online:

To say I am excited would be an understatement. If you didn't see season one you have to check it out on DVD now. Seriously, the show is amazing.

click me to read all about it.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Newspaper quotes from comic books


I found these quotes from comic book characters (and one from Stan Lee) about newspapers and thought they were on the relatively rad and entertaining. Read if you like nerds and journalism.

"The only way we're going to end this downward spiral is to sell our way out - one newspaper at a time! That means we need flashier front page photos!
Hotter headlines! Sexier lead stories!" -- J. Jonah Jameson

"Wherever we find news, excitement, mystery and adventure, there, too, we
find the newspaper reporter. Always on the alert for something new, ready to
risk his very life for a scoop and finding adventure in every corner of the
globe." -- Stan Lee

"This is the life - juggling research for a couple dozen stories, some stale
doughnuts, some burnt coffee, deadlines looming." -- Betty Brant

"A newshound is a newshound, 24 hours a day." -- Perry White

"A reporter's job is to dig up stories. It's not his fault if what he digs up isn't very pretty."
-- Perry White

"Reporters, no matter what anyone else says, are human." -- Perry White

"I didn't become the publisher of one of the nation's largest-selling
newspapers by reporting what I saw on TV! We're reporters! Which means it's
up the Daily Bugle to get the story - the real story - not what some idiot
with makeup and blow-dried hair tell us is the story! It means we do
research, we separate fact from fiction!" -- J. Jonah Jameson


"If more journalists dressed with flair, maybe newspapers wouldn't be so
dull." -- Brenda Starr

Thursday, November 16, 2006

This man has officially gone off reservation


How do you think it feels to become a parody of yourself? I mean seriously, click HERE, read the Andy Rooney piece (if you can make it to the end without putting your head in the oven) and tell me that it isn't the best spoof of Andy Rooney you have ever seen. Someone put that man out of his misery. For the love of god make him stop before he bores himself to death.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

VENOM!


Found this on an awesome blog about toys. Supposedly it is some preview footage of Venom in Spidey 3. Rad.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Good grief!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

NICE!



Still no Venom, but nice!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Lieberman is a D-Bag


Or so he says now that the party that didn't pick him in the Connecticut primary is now in charge of the House and Senate.

It would be hard for him to be any less likeable at this point and it's really sad that he is the best known Jewish lawmaker in congress. I would be like electing Speedy Gonzalez' cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez as the only Hispanic congressman. Uggg.

Some people just don't get it.

READ THIS FIRST.

I am still trying to hold myself back from blowing up on Jim Thompson about today's editorial. He is really off base on this one and as a former doorman and bartender it is driving me insane.

If Wal-Mart started selling porn to kids would we blame all big-box store employees? Why then is Jim insistent on blaming the door and bar people for something they already do their best to stop.

Add to that the fact that we know what bars let underage kids drink. Quit blaming all bars and go after the few bad ones on the east side of downtown who obviously make no attempts to hide their underage customers.

What Jim is doing hurts good loyal downtown businesses like the 40 Watt, Manhattan, Room 13, Caledonia, Flicker, 283, etc when he lumps them in with the Bourbon Streets of the town.

Plus none of this even takes into account the fact that the vast majority of door/bar people make sub-poverty level wages and a lawsuit by the parents of an underage drinker would likely put them in financial ruin for years.

Hillary is also peeved and as usual she puts it a little more eloquently than yours truly ----> READ.

Awww poor little frat boys, did Borat make you look bad?

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

The truth hurts.

It doesn't matter how drunk someone got you, if you say that women are beneath men and that America would be better off with slaves you mean it. No one can get you drunk enough to say something so reprehensible that when sober you wouldn't mean it. If the evil is inside, the booze just opens the doors. Sorry guys, daddy's money can't wash the ugly off this one!

"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" & "The Colbert Report" guests

“THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART” – (week of November 13)
Monday - 11/13---------- Tina Fey- promoting NBC’s "30 Rock"
Tuesday - 11/14---------- Sen. John Edwards- former North Carolina Senator - promoting book, Home: The Blue Prints of Our Lives
Wednesday - 11/15 ---------- Ted Koppel- promoting new special on Discovery, "Iran - The Most Dangerous Nation"
Thursday - 11/16---------- Mohammad Yunus- 2006 Nobel Peace Prize Winner - promoting book, Banker to the Poor

“THE COLBERT REPORT” – (week of November 13)
Monday - 11/13---------- Dan Rather- HDTV
Tuesday - 11/14---------- Jeff Swartz- CEO Timberland
Wednesday - 11/15 ---------- Dr. Michael Novacek- dinosaur hunter (Al Franken in Act 1)
Thursday - 11/16---------- Richard Linklater- director

What are you doing wasting your time here?!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

And now the Senate!

The Action 5

For those of you who don't know, I write a bi-weekly entertainment review column in the Marquee section of the Athens Banner-Herald. You can read this week's column HERE.





Wednesday, November 08, 2006

BOOYA! IN YO FACE!


The Republicans are out of the House and now Donald Rumsfeld is headed for the door. Whose laughing now Rummy.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

SMILES


Looks like we took the House of Representatives. Word on the Senate still to come. I am completely confused by the mayoral race as it looks like Heidi has won but there may be a runoff with Charlie - I am not entirely clear on the procedures for that race.

Also I am growing a beard for the first time and it itches something fierce. Maybe if we all concentrate really hard it will look like this ------>

You go Joe!

I am constantly blown away by the integrity, sensitivity and depth of insight shown by Athens Banner-Herald criminal justice reporter Joe Johnson. Seriously, the guy is an enigma. His latest blog posting is a must read.

Tonight's the night


At 7:19pm I am camped out on the couch with my loyal sidekick Josie (the cat), a stack of comic books, the laptop (duh) and if needed (the odds are good) a bottle of Kentucky Gold (only the finest for Ryanetics). Election night TV coverage is almost always entertaining as newscasters attempt to fill time with "in-depth" analysis as the night grinds on. Something about watching talking heads tread water is limitlessly entertaining for a politics nerd like me.

For those of you reading this in Athens you can find local election results HERE. They purport to be posted in real time though no info has been uploaded as of yet.

So, here I sit alternating between CNN and the growing stack of comics that I have been neglecting for the last few weeks, wondering what the night will hold. As of now not much action to report but with 3 1/2 hours of Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper then a live Daily Show/Colbert Report election special to look forward to, things are looking up. Fingers crossed for Heidi at home and a wave of blue across the country!

The New Lockwoods



I just wanted to share this awesome picture of my brother Jesse and his lovely new bride Nethie taken by my lovely bride Priscilla at their wedding in Sarasota a week ago. I don't think I have ever seen Jesse so happy. Nothing snarky or wacky to say, just some good old fashioned family pride!

Someone call the burn unit!

Yikes! Live TV is awesome - if you aren't Faith Hill.



Also does noone realize that the Country Music Awards blatantly stole the Star Trek logo?! How are they not getting sued?



Time to VOTE!




It might not count, the machines might get hacked or crash but election day is the one day where we can feel like we might actually make a difference and that feeling is enough to get me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Monday, November 06, 2006

This guy was just busted for buying meth and paying a fella for some touchy feely



oh, hypocrites - I mean Evangelical Republicans - you just can't catch a break these days can you?

WWJD? Not this, that's for damn sure.

Friday, November 03, 2006

ouch!

So word on the street is that at last night's Athens Democratic candidate rally in Lay park, State congressional candidate Becky Vaughan dropped this bruiser: “Georgia has lost more jobs than any state but Louisiana. Louisiana has an excuse. We only have Sonny Perdue.”

I like!

"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" & "The Colbert Report" guests

“THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART” – (week of November 6)
Monday 11/6---------- Jerry Seinfeld
Tuesday 11/7---------- Election Night Live Show- Dan Rather
Wednesday 11/8 ---------- Howard Dean via satellite
Thursday 11/9---------- Dustin Hoffman

“THE COLBERT REPORT” – (week of November 6)
Monday 11/6---------- Mark Halperin- co-author The Way To Win: Taking The White House In 2008
Tuesday 11/7---------- Election Night Live Show- Warren Beatty via phone; Rep. Robert Wexler via satellite; Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton via satellite
Wednesday 11/8 ---------- Jeff Greenfield- CNN's Senior Political Analyst
Thursday 11/9---------- Dean Kamen- Inventor

Thursday, November 02, 2006

as we say up north... Oy Vey!

So the cavalcade of stupid that is the Charlie Maddox for Mayor campaign continues... read all about his PR firm's latest grab-assing HERE.

I have to agree with Jason on this one, you just gotta feel sorry for the guy. He'd make an awful mayor but at least he seems like a nice guy. It's just a shame he can't keep the folks around him in line.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Athens Mayoral Biznaz

For those of you living and voting in Athens who may not have heard about the happenings at last week's Athens Press Club mayoral candidate forum I thought I would pass on (now former) candidate Andy Rusk's closing remarks.

To be honest I was pretty moved by his words when I was there in person (I will even cop to standing up and cheering at more than one point during the speech) and rereading them now I find them damn inspiring. There is something about seeing a political candidate who represents my peeps give an impassioned speech in the face of inevitable defeat that gets my blood pumping. In some small home town way it felt epic, like David versus Goliath in 1:4 scale.

Will any of this matter to anyone outside our little Habitrail? Cleary the answer is no - hell, we would be lucky if it mattered to even 10% of the people who actually do call Athens home - but for one brief moment on a late October evening I was party to some great political theater and that is something truly rare these days.

So, read on and since Andy is out, I say elect Heidi on November 7th so we can keep the Devil (and the Baptist minister) out of Athens politics.

Andy's speech: “I’ve talked before about the letters and emails I’ve received, and all the folks I’ve run into on the street who’ve said, “I’ve never voted here before” or even, “I’ve never VOTED before, but I’m going to vote for you.”

Their support has been both gratifying and intensely humbling, and it’s to that crowd that I’d like to address my closing remarks.

We’re not going to do it this time, gang. We ain’t got the numbers. We can’t beat Heidi. Sorry to let you down.

Discretion is the better part of valor, so it’s time for me to take a powder.

I’m the townie that’s gonna split the townie vote, which might very well throw the Keys to the Kingdom right in Charlie Maddox’s lap in the general election. I can’t abide that.

I’ve got nothing against Charlie. I think he’s a heckuva good guy. He’s been far and away the most polite and personable and professional of my opponents. But I object to the company he keeps- namely the chamber of commerce. Athens is a little blue island in a big red sea, and I’ll defend her tooth and nail against the ruthless, Republican types who put lining their own pockets ahead of common decency and civic pride; who won’t rest until smokestacks dot our landscape.

Tom, I’ve only got 2 minutes so you’re gonna get off easy.

Now, does this amount to an endorsement of Heidi? Call it an admonishment instead. Ma’am, I hope you win. I hope you beat the pants off the chamber of commerce. But I also hope you do a better job of representing me and mine in the next four years than you did in the last.
The eyes of the young, and the eyes of the working class will be upon you. Do your duty.

That goes for the rest of you who call Athens home, as well. If some punk kid like me can step in the ring and make these folks work a little harder for your vote, then you can do the same. Our elected officials draw their pay from the taxes we pay. Let’s make ‘em earn it.

Thanks.”

Here's a recording of Andy's actual speech and here is Maddox's less than spectacular response.

Thanks to Jason Winders and the Morning Meeting for the clips.


Oh, and suck it Chamber!