I wish I had eyemuffs

School For Scoundrels is a boring, poorly strung together mess of occasionally (mildly) humorous "jokes" that underutilizes its real talents (Horatio Sanz, Paul Scheer, and Aziz Ansari to name a few) while hanging its hopes on the severely underwhelming Jon Heder and an unusually bland Billy Bob Thornton (who looks more bored than I was). What a waste. Do yourself a favor and check out director Todd Phillips' real masterwork Old School instead.