No Bong Hits for John Roberts

The Supreme Court makes another bone headed ruling under the right leaning "leadership" of noob Chief Justice Roberts. Read about the latest exploits of Clinton witch hunter Kenneth Starr HERE.

John McCain on the Crazy Train

Move over Ozzy, you got company...

It's Triple G Wednesday - Good Grief Galactus

So if "Ain't it Cool News" (am I the only one who feels like a fucking moron everytime I have to say the name of that website?) is to be believed, the new Fantastic Four movie just got a whole lot crappier. Apparently Galactus - only one of the coolest character designs ever to spring forth from the godlike hands of Jack "The King" Kirby - will be appearing in the movie as a cloud. Yes, a cloud. Not only that, but a cloud voiced by Lawrence Fishburn. Word has it that the Fishburn info may be an unfounded rumour so let's hope this is all some horribly delayed sick April Fool's joke and that the big purple bucket head will be making a full on appearance in all his majestic planet eating glory.

Read all about it HERE.

And now some pictures of Galactus as he should look, followed by a photo of a cloud. You tell me which is cooler.

Enough with the Imus crap already

OK so Don Imus is clearly a dipshit for calling the Rutgers Women's Basketball team "nappy headed ho's" (if you haven't heard about this then turn on the TV for 15 seconds) BUT there is no reason to make it the top story in national news when we have a President who lied to get us into a war, continues to cover up massive scandals, etc. I could go on for hours listing all of the things that are more important than a talk radio host saying something stupid but let's just end this here and move the fuck on people.

The Emperor lies in wait as his puppet twists the truth

Thanks to Craig for finding this clip.

Snoop Dogg is my new hero!

I never cared about him much either way before but this clip is the clincher, he rulez.

My Sweet Lord

Travis already covered this brilliantly but I wanted to post this video to point out how creepy and bile filled the weird little Catholic man in this video is.

C-R-E-E-P-Y!



Oh and seriously, it is pretty freaking impressive that the guy sculpted this out of chocolate.